narramin:

Marineford is really funny because in every other manga they’d introduce a shitload of charaters here, like the full Shichibukai,  and the reader would need to put serious effort into remembering everyone and their abilities, but here Luffy already met all of them in some way, knows 2/3rd of the goddamn admirals, Garp’s his grandpa, and is acually bringing another two ex-schichibukai and half the baroque works straight from prison to the party and when he finally appeares literally half the city’s feezes and is like “shit it’s you again”

theyellowbrickroad:

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show