you DEFINITELY cant fuck this guy. you may be thinkin, “but cantfuck, my good sir, what is possibly unfuckable about this middle aged tall glass of water?” everything, pal. Sir Crocodile is one of the least fuckable people around. first of all, his name is Crocodile, which leads us to his potential scaley background. 0 points for griffynfuck right now, second of shit this guys like 8 ft tall. his veiny dick is probably bedazzled too, judging from his general fashion sense, and its probably as big as your forearm, meaning any penetration with this slimey fuckers gonna end up in instant goddamn death probably. also, blaringly obvious, the fucking hook. you hit on him, hes shoving it through your titties like he did with our good buddy Monkey D. Luffy, you may have heard of him. one night with this guy and youre dried out like beef jerky. hes not even got any reason to try and suck your dick, you arent gifting him political power, you arent hiding him from the government in your sac, hes just gonna shoot his sand cum inside your body and dry you out from the inside. crocodile is goddamn cold blooded,. thats a reptile joke, as we do in the business, here at the “you-cant-fuck-one-piece-characters-kinkshame” headquarters. you cant fuck him, alright
you absolutely cannot fuck basil hawkins, in any way. i can guarantee this guy hates you and me. this resting bitchface king does not fuck around, he will turn to straw and kill you at any given second. the cards show 100% of your immediate death if you try to hop on that 7 ft fuckers dick, pal
you cant fuck sabo. this guy has never touched anyone elses genitals in his life and he never will. hes pretty much the lowest on the attractive chart compared to the other ASL brothers. alos, he got no control over those firepowers and hes gonna roast you like a turducken from the inside. theres nothing fuckable or remotely sexy about this wannabe oliver twist greasy ramen noodle haired firefart fuck
you cant fuck sabo. this guy has never touched anyone elses genitals in his life and he never will. hes pretty much the lowest on the attractive chart compared to the other ASL brothers. alos, he got no control over those firepowers and hes gonna roast you like a turducken from the inside. theres nothing fuckable or remotely sexy about this wannabe oliver twist greasy ramen noodle haired firefart fuck
you cant fuck mihawk. he does not give 0 shits about sex. this is the man who looked boa hancock right in the tits in the middle of marineford and shrugged it off. he does not care. i bet this guys never even been naked, he was probably born fully dressed and stayed that way his whole life. also, who would wanna fuck this guy? hes got an empty room in his house with a kaido-sized toilet in the middle. what the fucked up w that. also he has an angry roommate, so you couldnt even fuck in his probably 40,000 count sheets in his big ass bed in his big ass castle. this guy is quality, ill admit that. hes god a sword shpaed like a cross. hes pretty cool. you still cant fuck mihawk but i guess mihawk could choose to fuck you, but he wouldnt, and if he did it would only to be to prove how hes the best
you cant fuck donquxiote corazon. first of all, hes dead, second of all, the second you try to get your knobby little fingers on his sausage he’ll burst into flames. come on bud, you gonna roast your face off just to get it on with the dead donquixote brother? rocinantes a pretty good guy, but if you try to fuck him hes gonna blow your ass to the sun with that bazooka we literally saw once. he might fuck some people, but probably not. hes kinda busy infiltrating the donquixote pirates and being dead. also he wouldnt fuck you, specifically, you filthy animal. hes got standards. i imagine hes kind of a square, hes probably got a marines-only dating and fucking policy. are you a marine? dont think so. not to mention my good compadre the guys 9 ft tall, does his dick hang low? can he tie it in a knot, can he tie it in a bow?? actually just invisioned his floppy snake dick on fire, flopping around, and kinda laughing now. dont judge me. you imagine it. see whos laughing now. its both of us. anyway you cant fuck donquixote rocinante and he wont fuck you so dont even think about it
you absolutely cant fuck this grandpa. hes not even a handsomre one, in fact he actually looks kind of like hulk hogan had a passionate night with the hulk and a football. you cant fuck him 1. because hes approximately 19 feet tall or some shit, so his dick is probably the size of your leg and confirmed to tear you clean in two. 2. this man, hes got like 900 kids, you think hes got time to spend fucking you? hes already pretty much dead, so you gotta listen to the beeping of his heart moniter while you try your damndestt to get that monstrosity of a dick in your food hole, and theres probably gonna be nurses n shit around allt he time, not worth it. this guy is impossible to fuck
you absolutely cant fuck this grandpa. hes not even a handsomre one, in fact he actually looks kind of like hulk hogan had a passionate night with the hulk and a football. you cant fuck him 1. because hes approximately 19 feet tall or some shit, so his dick is probably the size of your leg and confirmed to tear you clean in two. 2. this man, hes got like 900 kids, you think hes got time to spend fucking you? hes already pretty much dead, so you gotta listen to the beeping of his heart moniter while you try your damndestt to get that monstrosity of a dick in your food hole, and theres probably gonna be nurses n shit around allt he time, not worth it. this guy is impossible to fuck
You cant fuck scratchmen apoo. he doesnt wanna work, he doesnt wanna paly, he doesnt wanna bang YOU, he just wants to bang on his drum all day. you hit on him and this bielbowed fucker is gonna go all “MIckeys Dick Smasher” with his symbol hands. frankly i dont even wanna be in the same room as this piano mouthed ass, hes kind of a jerk, and hell probably annoy the fuck out of you if you even try to get near him. also he can walk on air, so really hes just gonna ollie the fuck out if you try anything. you cant fuck him. its not gonna happen, pal.
You can’t fuck Roronoa Zoro. this drunk swordsfuck will take one look at your dick and onigiri that shit into sliced sausage. pal, you try to get jiggy with this guy and he’s just gonna get up and walk away. if you do get him into bed by some god forsaken miracle, this mossfuck is just gonna lay down and take a nap. he’s stone cold, morty, stone cold. not gonna happen, bucko. you can’t fuck roronoa zoro.
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