Please for the love of god do not watch this with too high volume I made it at the lowest volume my computer would let me get to I have no idea what will happen please for the love of god I’m begging you for your own safety
shanks is gonna throw a fuckin RAGER i like to think that most of the interior of his ship is just plastered with copies of luffy’s bounty poster (and maybe some of usopp too bc yasopp is like bITCH my son is GOD make room for him!!!!) and any news clipping that SLIGHTLY mentions luffy. u just walk in the captain’s quarters and ur eyes meet about 397492734 luffy’s. shanks sits back in his chair “yes welcome that’s my son what do u want”
the second he catches wind of a victory over kaido he’ll hunt down every article possible and slap those on each of his crew member’s foreheads but at the same time he’d be internally screaming because ohmyFUCKINGgodluffywhattheFUCKyoujustCLAPPEDkaido’sASSthat’sNOTsafe
there’s like this “luffy crisis hotline” that connects people like shanks and dadan and sabo and makino and whoever else worries about luffy every day (that’s like everyone) so shanks picks it up and just starts yelling only to be greeted by sabo yelling at a higher frequency on the other end
they yell “LUFFY” back and forth to each other for like 5 minutes at varying volumes and then “LUFFY AND KAIDO” for another 5 minutes
ace ironically (or unironically tbh) making a tik tok to that “hit or miss” song but sabo comes in while ace is doing it and comes up and smacks him on the back of the head in perfect time with the song