youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant fuck brook my good mate. Why you wanna, i dont get it, he doesnt have blood, skin, or organs, let alone genitals. he’s pretty much just slash and jimi hendrix’s fencing piano man skeleton lovechild,  and there is no one who can get off to that, even if you think you can. again, even if you stuck your dick in his hipbone or whatever, youll just hvae to listen to an hour of “it appears we are BONE-ing! Yohohohohoho!”. he never cums. he doenst even have any dick, or semen, or ass, or throat, or tongue. your dick is gonna be soft as a pile of silly putty after hearing all that shit. youre never gonna get an erection again. you just gotta keep listening to shitty bone puns, and fuck, you deserve it for wanting to fuck goddamn billie joel sing us a song youre the piano man slash jimi hendrix experience tophat wearing fencing singing bone pun yelling singing hallmark motherfucker skeleton. youre a goddamn mess, charlie “anon” brown

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

You can’t fuck this guy for sure. X Drake is one cold motherperson , i sure as cock know hes an ex marine, but this tall glass of dino probably only fucks missionary position, as i’m sure you realize all marines do. how do you plan to seduce this? You gonna waltz up to him, touch his chest and say “x marks the spot?” bucko if you pull some flirty-pick up line bullfuck this boyo will turn his ass into a dinosaur and rip you limb from limb. you try to get this dick adn you’re gonna be a dino dinner, you ruffian

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you

cant

fuck

trafalgar

law.

Hoooooooo YEAH buddy i said it, you’re not getting anywhere near this guy. first of all, his navigator/probably best friend is a fucking bear, a bear who knows karate, so you’re already fucked just for looking at his skinny jean clad ass. this guy wants you to think you can fuck him, just so he can replace your head with a bomb, set your ass on fire, and send his fucking martial arts polar bear after you for a late snack. you try to fuck him while he’s getting all serious post-timeskip, he’s gonna shamble your consciousness into a fish and eat you for dinner, probably fucking raw because he’s a goddamn monster. if somehow he spares your miserable horny ass, he’s just gonna Room+Shambles his ass away from you , good job tormenting this poor fucker more than oda already has. doflamingo shoots his dad, and now you try to shoot a load in him. what else. what else will you put trafalgar law through, you rapscallion you

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youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

nancyboymp3:

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you DEFINITELY cant fuck this guy. you may be thinkin, “but cantfuck, my good sir, what is possibly unfuckable about this middle aged tall glass of water?” everything, pal. Sir Crocodile is one of the least fuckable people around. first of all, his name is Crocodile, which leads us to his potential scaley background. 0 points for griffynfuck right now, second of shit this guys like 8 ft tall. his veiny dick is probably bedazzled too, judging from his general fashion sense, and its probably as big as your forearm, meaning any penetration with this slimey fuckers gonna end up in instant goddamn death probably. also, blaringly obvious, the fucking hook. you hit on him, hes shoving it through your titties like he did with our good buddy Monkey D. Luffy, you may have heard of him. one night with this guy and youre dried out like beef jerky. hes not even got any reason to try and suck your dick, you arent gifting him political power, you arent hiding him from the government in your sac, hes just gonna shoot his sand cum inside your body and dry you out from the inside. crocodile is goddamn cold blooded,. thats a reptile joke, as we do in the business, here at the “you-cant-fuck-one-piece-characters-kinkshame” headquarters. you cant fuck him, alright

I want his entire hook up my ass