youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you CANT fuck arlong. you absolutely cannot fuck arlong. look at his fucking nose. who do you think you are, bucko? you think you can fuck him? first of all, hes about 10 feet tall, whereas i’m gonna bet youre about 5′6 average my friend. Also sharks have 2 dicks. you wanna get your  🅱ussy destroyed by two monster dongs? knowing one piece they probably look like his nose. you want a fucking handsaw in your asshole? do you? do you compadre? you cant fuck arlong. get out of my house

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you can’t fuck enel. why the fuck would you want to? you think he’s “”sexy””???? you think Eminem is sexy? you wanna fuck Eminem? Go google Eminem. Don’t keep reading until you do. Okay? You googled him? that’s who you wanna fuck. Anime eminem. motherfucker has metal rods coming out of his back. he’d end up knocking you out halfway thru. you think he has time to fuck? he’s too busy trying to destroy the world so he can become god. he’s too busy dealing with fuckin moon aliens. Enel would electrocute your dick clean off. Welcome to hell, buddy. You died cause you got electrocuted trying to fuck anime Eminem. Look at those fucking pants. those things are either stuffed to make em stand up or his legs just be like that. Neither one of those is sexy. Frankly, I almost WANT you to fuck him buddy, just so you can get your just desserts. When Enel sends an electric shock up your asshole and kills you, don’t come runnin’ to me bucko. You can’t fuck Enel and I’m fucking horrified you would even want to.

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you can’t fuck enel. why the fuck would you want to? you think he’s “”sexy””???? you think Eminem is sexy? you wanna fuck Eminem? Go google Eminem. Don’t keep reading until you do. Okay? You googled him? that’s who you wanna fuck. Anime eminem. motherfucker has metal rods coming out of his back. he’d end up knocking you out halfway thru. you think he has time to fuck? he’s too busy trying to destroy the world so he can become god. he’s too busy dealing with fuckin moon aliens. Enel would electrocute your dick clean off. Welcome to hell, buddy. You died cause you got electrocuted trying to fuck anime Eminem. Look at those fucking pants. those things are either stuffed to make em stand up or his legs just be like that. Neither one of those is sexy. Frankly, I almost WANT you to fuck him buddy, just so you can get your just desserts. When Enel sends an electric shock up your asshole and kills you, don’t come runnin’ to me bucko. You can’t fuck Enel and I’m fucking horrified you would even want to.

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

hey that’s charlotte smoothie! and i’m here with an important message: you can’t fuck her. she’s too much. she’s 15′2′’. she will destroy you pal. if she fingers you your ass it will be annihilated, bucko. on top of that, she’s probably a lesbian, given that she has a giant sword, so unless you are another woman of equal strength to gain her respect, she doesn’t need or want you. she only has one motivation to lure you into a sexual situation and it’s this: squeezing you out and drinking your blood. do you want that? do you really want to put us all through that, charlie? you wanna get twisted and squeezed into fruit juice for a long legged giant queen to drink, chuck? you don’t. you just don’t

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant fuck buggy the clown. first of fucking all my good buddy man , for a good majority of his time on screen this 2 ft tall piece of shit doesnt even have a dick, much less is he gonna want to stick it inside you, its just not even fucking possible, the guy doesnt even have an ass either, or throat, theres nothing remotely sexy about any body part this guys got. also hes a clown, which is the least sexy thing on the planet, so already im concerned about what you think youre gonna fuck. if you tried to seduce this jestery pile of apendages, hed probably just fly his bara bara no ass away from your filthy fingers, you hooligan, you damn

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant fuck buggy the clown. first of fucking all my good buddy man , for a good majority of his time on screen this 2 ft tall piece of shit doesnt even have a dick, much less is he gonna want to stick it inside you, its just not even fucking possible, the guy doesnt even have an ass either, or throat, theres nothing remotely sexy about any body part this guys got. also hes a clown, which is the least sexy thing on the planet, so already im concerned about what you think youre gonna fuck. if you tried to seduce this jestery pile of apendages, hed probably just fly his bara bara no ass away from your filthy fingers, you hooligan, you damn

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant fuck donquixote doflamingo, hes probably twice your height and his dick alone is the size of your entire arm. if you try, it probably wont even be him, youll just reach down his jeans and touch a stringy bootleg dick, which is gonna just unravel away from your touch and possibly slice your fingers off. this guys got an entire country to run, he doesnt have time or the desire to fuck you

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant fuck brook my good mate. Why you wanna, i dont get it, he doesnt have blood, skin, or organs, let alone genitals. he’s pretty much just slash and jimi hendrix’s fencing piano man skeleton lovechild,  and there is no one who can get off to that, even if you think you can. again, even if you stuck your dick in his hipbone or whatever, youll just hvae to listen to an hour of “it appears we are BONE-ing! Yohohohohoho!”. he never cums. he doenst even have any dick, or semen, or ass, or throat, or tongue. your dick is gonna be soft as a pile of silly putty after hearing all that shit. youre never gonna get an erection again. you just gotta keep listening to shitty bone puns, and fuck, you deserve it for wanting to fuck goddamn billie joel sing us a song youre the piano man slash jimi hendrix experience tophat wearing fencing singing bone pun yelling singing hallmark motherfucker skeleton. youre a goddamn mess, charlie “anon” brown