youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant fuck usopp. why would you even ask, bucko??? usopp is a nice boy. hes a good boy with good intentions, he;s just a nice boy who loves his friends, and you fuckers stroll into my inbox on this holy wednesday and say “can i fuck usopp???” no you cant fuck usopp, you rapscallion. you all scamper around talkin about fuckin his nose , what the fucko, bucko, usopp doesnt deserve this. none of us do. hes just a good boy who lies a lot who wants to find his dad and form an army. lets say you  do seduce him you wily warlocks, hes gonna lie about his dick, youre gonna get aaaalll excited, and its all a farce, its all a lie you hooligan. you rapscalion. anyway you cant fuck usopp

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant fuck sanji and frankly i dont know why youd want to you reeling rapscalion. so anime pewdiepie here is not only a. filthy and b. despicable, we all have to remember that black leg smegma up there will only fuck you if a. you are a cis woman b. you have that One Piece Girl Bodytype/Face. im positive that knocks out about, at least, 99% of my followers, i mean, im sure one of you is hiding a natural corsetted waist and strangely large eyes and forehead under your Brand Name One Piece Trafalgar Law Dressrosa Hoodie And Matching Speckled Hat. Now, If You Do fit this niche criteria, hes just gonna harass your ass until you DONT wanna fuck him, now look where we are bucko. a roundabout. a turning cycle. now greasy mcsqueezy up there despite being That Dude In Middleschool Who Wore A Suit Everyday And Probably Never Washed It and Literally Anime Pewdiepie, Probably Worse, is also A FURRY. BAM. he wants to fuck minks and mermaids, too. making him both a furry AND a scaley, so here we are, pal, friend, buckaroo, you cant fuck sanji

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant FUCK BONNEY i cant believe i gotta TELL YOU THIS, bucko. she only cares about 2 things. being the pirate queen and eating food. second of all, she is too good for you. shes too good for me. bonney transcends our human levels of standards. shes too cool and badass for us to do anything. thrice of all you try to fuck her shes gonna devil fruit your ass so old and shriveled your dick is going to evaporate into dust. have fun spending your newly geriatric life regretting your decision to ever try and fuck bonney. you cant fuck bonney and im shaming you for thinking about it, you fool. you hooligan.

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant fuck portgas d ace and frankly i’m offended you even asked. this man has not known peace a day in his life. i’m sure we all remember his tragic back-present story. you think he has time to fuck you? you think he has time to eat ass? this man is on the run from the world government and u think he has time to settle down a lil while and get jiggy with u? second of all what makes u think u can fuck him? you think you can fuck him? you gonna come running to me when ya get 4th degree burns in your rectum? “Ycfbtc,” You cry, “I should have listened. I never should have fucked ace.” I shake my heads solemnly. “You Fool. You Hooligan, You rapscallion”.last of most hes dead. god hes so dead theres a giant bleeding pus filled infected blister death hole in the middle of his stomach/chest. you gonna put ya dick in his gaping flesh hole? you gonna fuck his skeleton? you cant fuck portgas d ace. get the fuck out

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you cant fuck portgas d ace and frankly i’m offended you even asked. this man has not known peace a day in his life. i’m sure we all remember his tragic back-present story. you think he has time to fuck you? you think he has time to eat ass? this man is on the run from the world government and u think he has time to settle down a lil while and get jiggy with u? second of all what makes u think u can fuck him? you think you can fuck him? you gonna come running to me when ya get 4th degree burns in your rectum? “Ycfbtc,” You cry, “I should have listened. I never should have fucked ace.” I shake my heads solemnly. “You Fool. You Hooligan, You rapscallion”.last of most hes dead. god hes so dead theres a giant bleeding pus filled infected blister death hole in the middle of his stomach/chest. you gonna put ya dick in his gaping flesh hole? you gonna fuck his skeleton? you cant fuck portgas d ace. get the fuck out

youcantfuckbuggytheclown:

you CANT fuck arlong. you absolutely cannot fuck arlong. look at his fucking nose. who do you think you are, bucko? you think you can fuck him? first of all, hes about 10 feet tall, whereas i’m gonna bet youre about 5′6 average my friend. Also sharks have 2 dicks. you wanna get your  🅱ussy destroyed by two monster dongs? knowing one piece they probably look like his nose. you want a fucking handsaw in your asshole? do you? do you compadre? you cant fuck arlong. get out of my house