You can’t fuck Roronoa Zoro. this drunk swordsfuck will take one look at your dick and onigiri that shit into sliced sausage. pal, you try to get jiggy with this guy and he’s just gonna get up and walk away. if you do get him into bed by some god forsaken miracle, this mossfuck is just gonna lay down and take a nap. he’s stone cold, morty, stone cold. not gonna happen, bucko. you can’t fuck roronoa zoro.
You CAN’T FUCK BIG MOM. Buddy, I can’t believe you even asked. Look at her. We aren’t even sure what the fuck is going on with her anatomy here, fuck what Oda was even thinkin here. she’s like a scarier version of yubaba, and even less fuckable than ol whirly swirly haired zit forehead queen of bad moms. we havent even seen her whole body, or face, so what business do you have trying to fuck her? second of fuck look at how giant this fuckin mom is. she sits on your dick, your entire body is fuckin dust in the wind, bucko. dont even try.
you cant fuck smoker. dont try to put his jitte in your ass. dont even think about it. smoker is a level 98 tightass, you try to fuck him and hes jsut gonna bash ya head off and use his smoke to fill your lungs. youre gonna suffocate and youre not even gonna get the dick. youre still thinkin about it, ya sick fuck. its not gonna happen.
you could not, should not, and would not fuck blackbeard (even if you think you would). this was a request, actually, i shouldnt even have to make this post, we’re all smart enough to know that whatever slimy, veiny, zit covered dick this fuckers got doesnt belong anywhere near another human, you see. you kiss him, you gotta taste his gross dusty, mold filled breath and the flies buzzin outta his throat. he fucks you, and all his gross dick zits are gonna pop inside ya. this guy comes in you and hes gonna open up a black hole inside your asshole. have fun getting sucked into a vacuum through the ass, buddy. my good man, i gotta say, he WOULD probably fuck you, but you wont enjoy it, and your reputation and pride is at stake if anyone else finds out, which they will, because wheezy mcsqueezy up there is gonna tell everyone. id like to think that we all agree this would be a bad idea, but i’ve seen some stuff of this guy. some weirdos out there wanna suckle on this supermassive black holes boiling dick pus. in fact, one morning someoe sent me porn of this guy. now i’m a good man, i go to work, and i wake up to see a naked blackbeard in my skype window. friend, i say, good sir, why are you sending this, i say. anyway. you cant wont and will not fuck blackbeard. dont even think about it
hilariously, ive had this drafted for weeks probably, and now theres some good ol nami discourse goin around, so my good pal, appropriately:
you CAN, in fact, fuck nami, but only if you’re a girl, and it’s not even guaranteed. you’ll probably have to butter her up first, or at least be really hot, we all saw what went down in enies lobby, dont try to squeeze your way out of that homoerotic text, not even subtext, bud . pal, we all read one piece, we’re all old enough to know that Nami is a 100% bonafide lesbian. now dont come to me sayin, “but pal, namis never SAID shes a lesbian” buddy this tangerine queen has only wanted to fuck kalifa and lola, and maybe tashigi depending how you read into it, you boyos try to hit on her and she’s just gonna use you, take your money, and electrocute ya. nami is fuckable, but only if youre a lady lovin lady, my good friend
hilariously, ive had this drafted for weeks probably, and now theres some good ol nami discourse goin around, so my good pal, appropriately:
you CAN, in fact, fuck nami, but only if you’re a girl, and it’s not even guaranteed. you’ll probably have to butter her up first, or at least be really hot, we all saw what went down in enies lobby, dont try to squeeze your way out of that homoerotic text, not even subtext, bud . pal, we all read one piece, we’re all old enough to know that Nami is a 100% bonafide lesbian. now dont come to me sayin, “but pal, namis never SAID shes a lesbian” buddy this tangerine queen has only wanted to fuck kalifa and lola, and maybe tashigi depending how you read into it, you boyos try to hit on her and she’s just gonna use you, take your money, and electrocute ya. nami is fuckable, but only if youre a lady lovin lady, my good friend
you cant fuck kaido. cant believe i gotta tell you this , pal. cant believe youd even ask me if you can put this seaweed-haired dragon bull man bowser rip off’s dick up your shitter. our good ol’ trombone-dicked buddy apoo is around 8 ft tall and hes just about around the height of this boyos ankle. this jumbo sized spicy big dad’s dick is around 10x the size of your body, dont even try it, my friend. instant death awaits.
you cant fuck kaido. cant believe i gotta tell you this , pal. cant believe youd even ask me if you can put this seaweed-haired dragon bull man bowser rip off’s dick up your shitter. our good ol’ trombone-dicked buddy apoo is around 8 ft tall and hes just about around the height of this boyos ankle. this jumbo sized spicy big dad’s dick is around 10x the size of your body, dont even try it, my friend. instant death awaits.
you can’t fuck monkey d. luffy. what the fuck , buddy. what makes you think this hyperactive lil shit is gonna sit still long enough for you to sit on his dick. like hey buddy , if you get him to fck you , go ahead, cant stop ya, but its hopeless my guy. he just wont do it , theres nothin in it for him , he’ll just get up , run away , dick floppin in the wind goin on an adventure , . just give it up, my man.
you cant fuck macklemore. im sorry. marco. you cant fuck marco. first of all his friends are dead, hes miserable, hes probably crying right now. blackbeard kicked his dick in and all hes got is a bad haircut and dead family. one man, one phoenix, no family, no dick, 30,000 pineapples,. also hes ugly. look at him. hes jsut bootleg anime macklemore but somehow uglier. also, lets think this through, phoenix boy here probably has some kinda bird dick, maybe even a duck dick, and you wanna try puttin that fuckin on-fire corkscrew in your ass, bucko? instant goddamn death right there. you cant fuck marcklemore the phoenix
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