narramin:

Trafalgar Law:

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also Trafalgar Law:

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 conclusion: he saves people bc he has a golden heart and whatnot but always, always makes sure to go for the Edgyest™ answer possible like when he trolled Chopper into believing that he sliced up the children

Bonus:

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yeah… doing good things makes you sick… sure baby

narramin:

narramin:

I never forgot but kind of become unaware of the scene where Luffy just fucking. goas back to Marineford, accompanied by Jinbei and Rayleigh, a former Shihcibukai and the Pirate King’s right hand only to get himself into the papers. I’ve never seen a scene with such a chaotic neutral big dick energy before

I’ve been thinking about this and I think I get why it seems like so mindblowingly, terrifyingly insane even by Luffy’s standards who’s been pulling shit like this since day one.

We always see the crazy stuff he does from his point of view, so we understand the motive. Ee are the the preparations, we know what his actual goal is, why exactly he got himself into whatever he does, but here??

We are just like the Marines and everyone else, totally clueless, then this batshit crazy Strawhat rubber kid just strolls into Marineford AGAIN, like a week after the war and Ace’s death, with fucking Rayleigh and Jinbei at his side. And then he just ignores everyone and rings that bell a wierd number of times??? Places a few flowers?? And then he promptly fucks off again? 

What in the goddamn…???!

This is literally the first and maybe only time we see Luffy as the other people in One Piece’s world see him, how the Goverment and the Marine high commend does, and shit. 

Suddenly we understand why everyone worth their salt is scared shitless of this kid.

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aelita15:

toolmutual:

interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and he’s like “fuck you” and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like “what the fuck. nobody’s even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood from”

i think that’d be funny

“Dude are you ok”

an incomplete list of actual canon characters that exist in the one piece universe

evvazi:

ayotofu:

  • a giant fighting frog
  • a skeleton with an afro. this is abnormal even within the context of the world
  • a three-headed judge who is actually three different oddly proportioned men huddled together because they’re best buds
  • a reindeer who gained the powers of a human
  • a 139 year old woman who looks and moves like she’s twenty (aside from her wrinkly face)
  • a man who fights by shooting ramen noodles out of his nose
  • a starfish who runs a fashion company
  • a pink and purple polka-dotted horse-owl
  • a guy whose power is to vore others
  • a sword that turns into an elephant
  • a ball-shaped man with a zipper for his mouth who cannot keep a secret to save his life

  • a pirate crew made up entirely of fanboys for the main characters
  • a giant pufferfish dude??? who fights a kraken??? idk man who even knows
  • a woman who. accidentally ate her friends??? oops??
  • a man who regularly tries to kill himself but fails because he’s too fucking strong to die
  • a man who regularly forgot to open his eyes. and mouth. and to breathe. and basically do anything
  • a cyborg fueled by cola who exclusively wears speedos and unbuttoned touristy shirts with light up nipples and more equally weird features

  • one of the most dangerous villains to date is a man in a pink feather boa and capris
  • an excessively macho man who dresses up like his dead baby son to make his brain damaged wife smile
  • a gun that turns into a dog
  • there’s a bunch of centaurs but like. one of them has an alligator for the bottom half? there’s a leopard in there too or smthn?
  • a swordsman who fights with three swords, one in his mouth. no one finds this odd
  • idk man one piece is weird

(thanks to @asexualzoro for help on a couple of these) (luffy) (zoro)

Don’t forget

  • a man who throws cannonballs at ships because he’s better at it than actual cannons
  • a guy that lives inside a whale sometimes and repairs him even tho the whale is an actual live animal
  • an island full of furries where even the island itself is a furry
  • a guy whose superpower is turning into a giraffe but he mostly still fights with the power of his blocky nose
  • a guy who pretended he couldn’t talk and instead made everyone believe his pet pidgeon was talking for him for no fucking reason at all
  • a guy who’s weak as shit but bullshitted himself into a position of incredible power with a huge group of followers entirely on accident
  • that same guy also spent a lot of time with just his head, hands and feet while the rest of his body was missing
  • a guy that lives in a treasure chest that he can’t leave anymore because he’d fall apart without it, protecting weird animals while he’s at it
  • a couple named King Baum and Lady Tree, who are, as their names suggest, trees
  • one guy sets his leg on fire to fight and no explanation is given as to why he doesn’t burn himself with this. nobody questions it either.
  • a group of pirates who use their powers not for anything evil or ambitious they just play rigged games against anyone they meet